The real news here is that no one noticed this for two days because no one cares about Artifact 

Thank you Kirby’s Poop Bucket

And I do mean literally “damned by god”.

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

Arm chair coach asks if he’s considered walking it off or playing through it.

Running away from the “demons” in his head his whole life sounds like something more than just CTE.

I think it’s fair to say that Penny Arcade is “good again”.

Okay, NerfNow! made me chuckle.

In all fairness, it wouldn’t surprise me if that already existed prior to this latest development.

That’s absolutely true, but they belong to an often shady “brotherhood” that frequently places generating revenue above the health and safety of the public, and maintains a culture that shields its worst members of any repercussions from their bad acts, regardless of the severity (up to and including murdering…

No. In their universe, congress often debates doing something to reign in the abuse of super heroes.

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

So they aren’t cops.

They just don’t go fulfilling the will of the State.

More like an eating disorder and a drinking solution.

All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

wait... he wasn’t being sarcastic? he was so clearly wrong.

Exactly. And if 7 white teenagers got shot at a party, even if all were okay, there’s no question over whether it would be represented in the media as a “mass shooting”. It would, and yes, there would immediately be hand-wringing about the shooter and how he came to this position.

That graphic shows exactly why there wasn’t much, if any, coverage. No one died. Being shot isn’t newsworthy, being dead is.