You should feel bad about that pun, headline writer.
Now the Braves will definitely plunk a different Marlins player, and I will have to deal with deep moral confusion over the whole thing.
Ureña is definitely an asshole who deserves to get plunked only because his suspension wasn’t as long as it should have been... but Mattingly is doing a good job here protecting his player. Zero problem with this decision on his part.
“And anyway, the Carters’ album...”
Hannah is perfect for all these shoots.
I’d consider this matter settled.
Both. It’s both.
Followup: deepfakes subreddit has now been banned.
This missing second comma in this section is driving me insane.
Yeah, I’m with you.
This will do literally nothing to anything, but A for effort, I suppose.
I didn’t already know that.
This isn’t new. Remember the Bonds/McGwire/Sosa camera flash phenomenon?
You’re really good on camera, Hannah. Great job.
I need to hear the Cardinals radio guys call this.
Eric Fucking Fichaud. Yeah. Google him. I had his jersey.