Meanwhile you're profanely trolling...Heed your own advice.

Because people other than his family members really care about him and they'll be comforted to know that the message at The Joe was watched by the Great Man.

Might not be too many moments left. Think you answered your own question.

5. Whatchamacallit

His child is twenty years old and probably not a concern for the local CPS.

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it's the submissive partner that holds the most power

The real cronut is apparently distinguished by its trademark decorative fly.

That little kid will grow up to be the adult who posted the picture of his parents as Ray and Janay on Instagram (also featured on that Deadspin post) accompanied by the comment

According to commenter lobstr, there is indeed such an elevator.

Have you never heard Whitney Houston's?

No Robert Goulet? No Enrico Pallazzo?

The couple on the Up Yours, Downstairs!" podcast mentioned that they've had idiots tweeting at them this season about the dog being named for a terrorist. I'm watching and wasn't surprised at this development last night. People are morons. (FYI, the show films for about the first eight months of the year - so there…

not just a right to... an obligation to.

People like you are part of the problem.

Exactly. Because this

Agreed, I think that's the worst part. I don't know how someone uses the "#hitabitch" hashtag and not be the worst possible type of human being.

I'd wonder if these imbeciles remembered or cared about the human being whose assault they're gleefully reveling in here, but it's self-defeating to ask.

Perhaps you missed the commentary by one of the actual kids?