"I'm the bride! I'm the fucking BRIDE!!" - every episode of Bridezillas ever.

Right? He'd have had to get at least one in the ass. Make pooping a little less comfortable.

I just thought I was being witty. But I've been wrong before..

Yes! There's hot young girls in my Aqua zumba class.

Also, you have to consider that if it ever comes out, your relationship with your son, his wife, and their child are OVER. I agree that anti-vaxxers are endangering us all based on junk science, but you can't override a parent's (bad) choices for their own kid. My jaw hit the floor when I read the letter.

That's OK. I don't know who YOU are.

Did you see the Dear Prudence (on Slate) letter where the MIL wanted to take the child to get vaccinated because her DIL didn't believe in it?

Sad to say, my incredibly useful law degree doesn't mean I actually know whether I can use this "religious freedom" BS to refuse to associate with bigots - as my faith has FINALLY stepped into the LAST century and supported gay marriage.

So, basically they're a whole family of whores (because they took Elizabeth's $$ to show up) but their son is the only honest one (because he gives good value for money)?

Holey fuckballs! New screen name selected.

Isn't this from House of Lies? Where her character gives me lady wood every time I visit a friend with Showtime?

Peasant! 38 Conscious Uncopulatings.

That's because most Americans seem to like to take a haughty view of the worst excesses in other countries - contemptuously diagnosing the societal "illnesses" that have caused the latest atrocity.

Actually, yes, it's fanaticism that it poisonous to society. Every country has its problems with fanatics infiltrating law. Fanaticism causes the followers to believe they're "better than" and can speak and act with impunity because their god or their book says so.

That is so simple and so brilliant. I have gotten so used to paying everything with plastic that for a minute, I was actually confused - like, "how would I do that?"

I hope she confessed, because there are innocuous ways she could have gotten the bedbugs from him.

If you're too lazy to take a shower - what the fuck, while you're driving home, pull over to the side of the road and just rinse your crotch.

Your expectations clearly were too high.

I have a stupid question - my regular coffee place (Dean & Deluca) doesn't have a tip jar OR a subtle way to slip a tip to my actual barista (giant marble counter between us), but all of the people there are awesome - how do I find a non-tacky way to show my appreciation for the excellence they add to my morning?

This isn't about gender. I was totally on board. In fact, when he got to the point where he said they came into the restaurant behind her, I was actually chortling.