How hard do you think it would be for an animal that size to push in that dinky-ass looking window frame? Then he could have himself a tasty dumb-ass buffet.

I spend most of my time minimizing and maximizing vaguely work-related Google Apps windows to disguise my Jezebel addiction.

This would be an awesome outing. Regularly going to watch ridiculous ass movies with Jezebel staff and commenters. Preferably drunk.

You have to say that shit. Nobody means it, especially when it comes to truffle fries.

Welcome to the alchemical pull of Notorious RBG.

Did you see that on the Nightly Show last night? That one Cosby apologist was lonely...

I literally just shouted "Oh, snap!" in my office.

How else would Papa Pope be able to come back to the US? Plus, who else can they pull out of their ass? We know it's not really Iran.

When did they stop making that gooey creme out of animal lard?

Oh, snap! I don't believe in orthodoxy, but this would be some sweet shit. There are so many Protestant preachers I would kick right the fuck out for their sanctimonious bullcrap..

Did you even bother to read what she wrote before you jumped right in?

Gabriela's, on the UWS, sometimes adds huitlacoche to their crab quesadilla. Burying it under cheese and corn makes it a little more palatable.

As an ardent germophobe who just finished lunch, I don't know whether to thank you (et sequelae) or curse you.

Thanks for this - I work in political communications and I will find that remarkably helpful.

This is a perfect demonstration of what happens to me every time I think of the desperate cognitive dissonance that allows someone to portray the character "Bill Cosby" while actually being the sociopath rapist Bill Cosby.

I stopped reading this after the phrase "the rake's process."

Yes, but people make all sorts of dickish (haha) jokes on the Internet that they don't mean. I have told more than one person to fuck off and die. If I discovered that they subsequently exploded in a tiny puff of flame, I would be horrified.

I'm kind of embarrassed to have played so much with something I understand so little.

For some reason, I thought that said peanut butter bacon, and now I'm sad and mad.

Can't I just come to your house and slap your ass until it has the same look?