Meh, I miss the 5000's BC

The comments are just as expected too- a bunch of grouches taking offense at a harmless, amusing wrap that would in all probability make you chuckle as it drove by. Come on, people, lighten up. =)

Like this?

I was in eighth grade and she was a senior. She was using me, and I knew it, grudgingly admitted it, because I helped her with math homework almost every day, and I was enough of a nerd to not be any serious threat to her real social group, but also not such a tremendous outcast that she’d be socially demerited just…

That is John Boyd Dunlop. He has given us the pneumatic tire. Please stop trying to bury the pneumatic tire. It is quite simply the best solution to get high-frequency bumps in the road dissappear. Any progress in airless tires can be applied equally well to sidewalls of pneumatic tires, which will keep their…

Toyota driver, automated carwash. Obviously this person gave up on caring about life long ago. Probably a failed suicide attempt.

Siena: the Camry of minivans.

Let’s not pretend supporting Hillary is a noble act here, buddy

Dude chill.. He’s saying instead of the aventador, he prefers the sv and/or the miura more.

I think he is beyond pretty smart.

So you know how to raise his kid better than he does? Kid seems safe enough...what about kids who play with farm equipment before first grade.

Who cares what you or your kid do in your own driveway...Damn Nanny states.

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

Please, people, take your Samsungs back for the recall. It's not worth it.

I read it. Commented on it even. I get it.

He must have been late for supra.

Oh wow, what a suprastar.

Hey at least it’s not the solar roadway bullshit.

Nobody wanted to build a computer the size of a horse. Roads are purposely made out of asphalt and concrete because they have desirable properties for building roads. What do you think is going to happen to plastic when an 80,000 pound truck drives over it on a 100+ degree day or a -20 degree day?

"Nice job, motherfucker. Now, with all this fame your your ass is about to get, imagine how pussy you'd get if you had a real man's jet ski, you know, one that doesn't sink. Let me know if you want to meet up. I can help you trick out your next personal watercraft so it doesn't fucking sink. Oh and I bet you had on…