and it better be a light blue Nissan Micra

starring James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs? The biggest stars of 1998?

Thor 4: Thor Rising - Directed by Michael Bay

will it be called Detective Pika-2?

Kurt Russell will return.... as White Castle Man

mhmm. I am.... the FUTURE!!

I’m stealing “Tone Deaf Af”.... because it rhymes and maybe if I release a comedy album it’ll be called that. I’ve copyrighted, patented and legally adopted it. It’s mine now.

Paul Feig is probably like “psssh I made a Simple Favor, which was the good shit, so yall can bicker and babble all you want over Ghostbusters because, guess what, I’ve moved onto better things. I’ve got my mojo back. Later, fools!!” before zooming off in a 90s convertible as techno plays.

RARRGGH RARRGH FAMILY RAGGGH RARRRGHH FAMILY!!

and so we enter...

will Billy Eichner’s Prince Namor the Submariner be there?

Three solid franchise redeemers.

What is up with McFarlane Toy’s recent action figures having only a passing resemblance to their real life counterparts? I think they’re stuck in the uncanny valley. Did anyone see any of the Stranger Things figures at the store? Yikes. It’s like they recast Asa Butterfeild in place of Millie Brown.

I understood that reference.

The original CS always did look quite caucasian. Blue eyes and all. But then you meet many latin folk with blue eyes. I dunno. Makes sense that they don’t want her to portray a theiving woman of color. I like the premise of the new one. Here’s hoping it doesn’t feel like a kids shoe and is actually for lovers of old…

I imagine Carmen Sandiego was never her real name. More like a pseudonym or alias. Otherwise she’d be a terrible thief.