What, did you just blanket reply everyone who questioned your interpretation with the same condescending definition?

Questionable, perhaps, but racy?

I'll give you your remarks about swans, but ducks? Swans might be territorial assholes but the true fedora-wearing waterfowl are the (male) ducks, who are notorious rapists. An estimated 1/3rd of all pairings are non-consensual at best.

I'm a little lost, it seems like a large part of Zemalf's success stemmed from luck, not simply solid tactics.

Can he act? The only bit I've been genuinely charmed by was his brief cameo in "This is The End".

Aauhghhhh that scene always hit me square in the feels. Tearing up now.

I'm currently living in South Korea with my partner, and let me tell you; christ that spread would be pricey. Meat is prohibitively expensive here, even the spare parts and scraps. A pair of (raw) prime steaks here would probably cost $40-50.

For Asians, a healthy appetite is a charming personality feature. Kind of like an otherwise perfect western female character who is chronically clumsy or comically self-deprecating.

Why is it your favourite game?

So luxe, perfection.

Those hairstyles are so familiar.

"But women announce they're women!"

Snackmaster (if hosting) meets True Nature... once I get the hang of the game.

Hahaha oh King.com ... I remember when their primary "products" were cheap flash games that they'd throw onto Newgrounds or some shit. Never any legitimately quality games. As transparently ridiculous as this suite is though, they did apparently managed to trademark "Candy"...

I play CAH online often (here, if you wanted to try it yourself), with a variety of permutations of the expansion packs; including both the official expansion sets and fanmade sets such as the wildly popular "Rooster Teeth", "Social Gamer", "Cards against Equinity" & "Sodomy Dog's Furry Pack". And when I say wildly…

Wowww weird; I live on this island and we're planning on visiting this museum sometime in February.

Please tell me you aren't considering an article on Kotaku in the same breath as literary classics.

I downloaded Dragon Academy for my iPad 4 on release based on Kotaku's coverage & I've written two reviews now for the Apple Store, neither of which have appeared. If there are "active updates" based on "player feedback", this is the first I've heard of it.

Ugh god, DC is so out of touch with reality it's embarrassing.

My Ex' cousin named her baby Jax, after the League champion. Bleugh.