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DTM.

I'm over here trying to understand how you were going to visit NYC for Quiddity ...

I'll check in on you in 12 hours.

Hmmm... do I need to physically stop you from buying Nerf guns, Sir?

You would be correct.

But who ungreys the Furby?

God, we will get to lunch this week. I swear. How about tomorrow or Thursday before the blizzard hits? XD

One day your dream of having an article dedicated to you on Jezebel will come true, Aikage.

you're never nice to me.

me?

Valve to Habboi:

I am. Shut yo' mouth!

Well, shit, brother! You didn't let me know!

You need to be a spotlight guest on this feature. Bring up your vacation post.

Oh my frak! The hell?! I fell for this. I just...

No, not awkward. I have this aversion to the above and Aikage does not so we understand each other. Don't worry, friend! We all good. I didn't need the distraction. You saved io9.

I was thinking more along breasts touching but neither now that there is no need to distract.

OKAY! I WILL TRY TO DISTRACT AIKAGE!

One step closer to sweet, sweet unencumbered sleep, Aikage. Another mystery scratched from your list.