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Because it’s hugely original to throw your boner into a conversation that’s not about your boner. There’s nothing else to say for yourself?

I hope one day you have the strength to face your mental and emotional deficiencies.

It’s almost admirable how she made it all about her in that selfie. Or it would be admirable if it weren’t so pathetic and desperate. Someone needs to tell her that not everything is about her. Sometimes things are about DISASTER RELIEF.... you know, the cause her publicist made her sign up for to keep her whoring

Yep.

Yeah, I always give these stories the side eye. The government doesn’t take your kids away because you’ve proved yourself to be a capable parent. I don’t want to sound totally callous, but seriously...if you’re engaging in behavior that can get you jail time, you’re not really thinking of your kids, are you? And that

I totally never thought of it that way before. It’s almost like in WWII when we are fighting with Japan. Two different ideologies were combating against each other and no one was getting anywhere because nobody understood where in the fuck the other was coming from.

She keeps pushing her hair in between them to separate them. She’s so freaking uncomfortable.

Dunno, man. All I know is that it used to be a thing when I was in high school/college. I got a Coach bag and matching wallet and I was like, “I’M SO FUCKING CLASSY.” Now it’s on par with like Calvin Klein stuff...the stuff they don’t even lock up behind the counter because no one cares if it gets stolen.

YOU WIN.

Yeah, it’s not my preferred way of doing things but it’s the only way they’ll listen. Sometimes you have to stoop low for people to hear what you’re saying.

They have become a little low-end lately. I remember when a Coach bag was a big deal. Now everyone at the DMV has one.

lol k

Nah, if only because it’s not a CBU-related event.

Racists. No one said racists were smart.

lol k

WHO DARES ASSAULT PRESIDENT COMANCHO??!!

He plays the hand-less MAGA guy.

THAT IS THE PART THAT I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE FOR. When she’s just standing there and the clock is fast forwarding. Eeesh.