I feel like any service person will relate to this. Or maybe just the slutty ones like me. Hospitality is boring and thankless. Sleeping with your coworkers while they’re also sleeping with more of your coworkers is the only way to make things interesting.

I think the garters are a little much, if only because they’d actually make the costumes more constricting. Other than that, it’s fine.

Hulu already made a Real Housewives or Orlando that will be tough to outdo.

Tallahassee.

lol no

lol no

I feel the same way about Bill Murray.

The person who set up this photo shoot either doesn’t know anything about Jackie Kennedy or Kim K or both.

Meh. This is what people have been saying for days. Then Kim says it and we’re all like, “OH LOOK HOW BRILLIANT SHE IS.” The bar was already set pretty low. This is the Kardashians we’re talking about.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING SINCE FOREVER. THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT.

Counterpoint: any woman named “Britt” is awful. Here’s a cheer coach from Arizona named Britt who loves the “cheerleaders are assholes” cliche so much she lets her girls be racist little brats to any team that threatens them. This photo, like all photos of delusional blonde white women, is the epitome of “LOL you’re…

I really don’t know what I was expecting. Something empathetic? Dignified? Mature? Nah. Life’s too short for Kim not to remind people that her only value is her giant Model #1A ass.

I’ve already accepted that we’re all gonna die in less than a year. It’s liberating.

“I’m so honored to have been a part of the Playboy team!”

Hopefully it’ll be another Co-ed Call Girl. Timeless.

I’m surprised she didn’t hold out for someone with a bit more money though. Kris knows better than to rent out her daughters’ uteri to some nobody’s spawn.

Well it’s not like she’s got anything else going on, like college or the Peace Corps or a career. Might as well join the family business of whoring children out to People magazine for cash.

She’s either delusional, a troll, or some kind of brilliant performance artist.

Please go back to commenting on youtube. It’s more your speed, inbred troll.