If she has even half a brain in her head, I don’t know how she can even say these words and show her face in public.

She’s gorgeous! Love those green eyes are everything.

That’s what I want in a man: the ability to be the grossest thing in a picture that includes a dead animal carcass.

My parents do this a lot. It’s taken a lot for me to realize it and distance myself from it and then refuse to engage in it. They’ve always been supportive of me and I love them for it, but then will throw it back in my face when they want to win a completely unrelated argument. And it’s impossible to come back from…

I work in an animal rescue so I hear these stories all the time. However, I really do believe that for every shitty person who mistreats an animal, there are literally hundreds of people willing to rectify that person’s mistake.

She literally looked like a hooker. Who saw that outfit and was like, “That’s perfect for the credits of a Nickelodeon kids’ show!”

God she looked like such a hooker. I’m not sure who put her in that at the start of a Nickelodeon kids’ show.

Blake Lively already had a presence by the time the show aired, though. In contrast, I feel that Blair’s plot lines grew much more thoughtful and actually began to take precedence over Serena’s in no small part because of Leighton Meester. Blair’s character grew alongside Chuck’s whereas Serena’s plots were more or…

I really think anyone who works with teenagers will find it hilarious. Just the mannerisms and their ability to say all this shit with a straight face makes it worth it. I’m an actual, semi-functional adult and if I had a tangential part in the creation of this series, I wouldn’t be able to hold it together like these…

They are the people who say, “Somehow only crazy bitches find me” but in reality it’s them who make the bitches crazy with the lying and cheating and video apologies.

I hate the “I’m not perfect” excuse. It’s like in his head since he never claimed to be “perfect,” she can’t be mad when he turns out to not be perfect (by cheating on her). She never wanted him to be perfect. She just wanted him to be a good father and husband and respect their relationship. What a worthless entitled…

Lol. I’ve never heard the “supportive family” one. Yeah, I felt really supported by my mom when she pimped out my sex tape for her own personal gain sent me to college.

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Below is a link to goodreads.com featuring “Kardashian Confidential.” Take a glance at the “readers also enjoyed” section and see other titles such as “Preventing Homosexuality,” “Coming Out Straight,” and something called “Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriage.” Not to mention the Megyn Kelly ad. Once you…

lol no

Yeah, I know. It’s a very cynical business. Still, with so much shit going on in the world, Jez could do better than reporting on the Kardashians. I really, truly don’t give any shits about what Kim thinks about people calling her a ho or what happened when that rented jewelry got stolen. I’d almost rather read about…

I know, and I don’t know why. I’m always so insulted when Jez posts about them. Why would they assume their audience would be interested in what these garbage people do? We’re smarter than that. Or at least we should be.

The rise of the Kardashians foretold the current intellectual dearth in today’s society (AKA Trump’s victory). We should’ve known the nation was just a bunch of undereducated inbred hicks when a family of talentless, delusional white girls who wore black culture like an accessory were launched to megastardom. This is…

No, you were correct. Serena Van der Woodsen was not a great character. A good day for her was when she managed to go 24 hours without stealing/sleeping with her friends’ boyfriends and/or those boyfriends’ married relatives. Or her teachers. Or her stepbrother.

If she used ghostwriters, her books would be better.