I meant one of their remaining kids. And they really shouldn’t separate for their own sakes. Nobody else is going to have either one of them.

Yeah, but this was a very public disaster for them. I would bet anyone in their neighborhood who even tangentially knows them/hates them will give them very little room to screw up. They’ll see one of the kids walking down the street with a bruise on their knee and they’ll call CPS.

You’re forgetting that they can’t screw up on probation. If anyone even suspects that they’ve done something wrong again and call the police, they’re screwed.

My parents never did that for me and now I question their love for me.

GO FOR IT. I’m telling you, the girl was skinny but had like a weirdly fat face and neck with really bad sag lines for someone in their early twenties. I try not to be lookist, but she’s a legit terrible person so all bets are off.

THIS. I’m still tight with my old cheerleading coach from high school. Recently, five girls from the team she currently coaches walked off the sidelines during a football game saying they quit because she “yelled” at them earlier (which she did because they were being disrespectful little brats to her and the rest of…

Please. Trash people take off-brand Xanax and then drink PBR to wash it down. They can’t take the legit stuff because they spent all their money leasing a Porsche.

Production should have ABSOLUTELY kicked off Jenna the first time she took that pathetic little swat at CeeJai, but they didn’t. By the time CeeJai finally beat her ass, they couldn’t get away with just ousting CeeJai for violence and they knew it. That whole situation was handled so grossly I can’t even stand it. I…

None of what that guy said about Big Brother is true. They did not kick out all the minorities as quickly as possible; the first three people kicked out were white, and one was a former Marine. The Cuban guy is still there. And Paul did not dress up in blackface. Dressing up as an animal is not the same as dressing up…

It’s not great, but that’s because it’s super boring. None of what that guy said above is true. They did not kick out all the minorities as quickly as possible; the first three people kicked out were white, and one was a former Marine. The Cuban guy is still there. And Paul did not dress up in blackface. Dressing up…

None of what that guy said about Big Brother is true. They did not kick out all the minorities as quickly as possible; the first three people kicked out were white, and one was a former Marine. The Cuban guy is still there. And Paul did not dress up in blackface. Dressing up as an animal is not the same as dressing up…

Dude, what? Have you even been watching or just reading TMZ recaps? That’s not at all what happened. They did not kick out all the minorities as quickly as possible; the first three people kicked out were white, and one was a former Marine. The Cuban guy is still there. And Paul did not dress up in blackface. Dressing…

It really offers a peek into how your mind really works. I’ve never gone on a racist tirade while drunk because it doesn’t even occur to me to think like that. I have a temper and will get mean for no reason, but the idea of attacking someone’s race never even enters my dumb drunk head. And it’s stupid that not being…

RIGHT? Like how drunk do you have to be to go there? There are some things that, at my drunkest, are still off limits: tattoos, public nudity, racism.

I’m not a superfan of Aneesa. But HOLY GOD I wished Aneesa had been in the house last night because she would have ROCKED Camila.

I’ve always hated this twat because she’s an entitled little asshole. Whenever she screws up there’s never any remorse; her response is always “Whatevs I’m Brazilian deal with it haters lol” and people let her get away with it. Now she’s actually said shit she can’t take back and she has no idea how to handle herself.…

Not if it’s leased! Which I’m assuming it is.

I love this.

Yeah, that methodology isn’t exactly journal-approved, is it?

I don’t even know what these women are still doing here. I just feel so sorry for them. They are hollowed out husks who always look like they’re in the middle of shedding their exoskeletons. Nobody can pull off fried hair and a leather complexion in their forties. I wish they’d just embrace their age, not try and…