I don’t like to resort to name-calling, but this women is a worthless little twat. That expression on her face reads, “Yeah I did it, what of it? My daddy will post bail in ten minutes and I’ll be back at my Enterprise receptionist job by tomorrow morning lol.”

If it’s genuine, great. But I get strong whiffs of, “I’m bisexual now! Is anyone paying attention to me yet?”

Kylie Jenner and that whole rotten pig carcass family view black people as accessories and I’m not surprised by this low-rent tacky cheapness from her.

lol no try harder

I sort of don’t like that CoverGirl shoehorned a male model into their campaign. From a business perspective I get the idea of being open-minded and tolerant and also branching out into a new demographic, and that’s great. But still...can at least SOME things be for girls? Like makeup? Can we have some stuff that…

I have a couple friends who were inmates at some point and one of the rewards for good behavior was work. Nothing labor intensive; just housework. But it got you out of your cell so you could move around and socialize with the other workers. So it might not be as bad as it sounds if it gives the inmates a break from…

I thought maybe it was to unsettle the reader? Just in case the plot wasn’t scary enough? I don’t know.

I loved that she just flipped her hair and walked away without even looking back. Adult me wouldn’t even have the inborn confidence to do that so beautifully. Sometimes I worry about the youth. But not today, youth. Not today.

But she’s a twee little girl in a room of big strong mens so it’s cool lol

She wasn’t. She was just cuter than most. Which is the only thing that matters.

Yep. “Wait, why was she wearing birth control while filming her scen- oh wait it’s also body organ thanks high school bio.”

AND THEY NEVER HAD JEWELRY WHICH ALWAYS FIT.

I realized as I was writing that that it sounds more flattering than it actually was. It was not me trying to humblebrag. The way I lived it, I was just a top-heavy teenager surrounded by a bunch of 90-pound waif friends who could fit into any string bikinis they wanted while I wore one-piece racerback speedos every…

My parents didn’t raise me with an overactive sense of entitlement so no, I do not want a cookie.

lol no

I don’t care what kind of job they have; if you voted for Trump, you’re intellectually neutered. Or an inbred troglodyte. Whatever fits best.

Because this administration does not know how to create or produce. Only destroy and/or waste time.

Counterpoint: we need medals for all those “participation” plaques that kids get for not accomplishing anything but who still deserve a prize for it anyway.

They can’t find anyone else to do this shit; only the inbred troglodytes. All the smart people are busy creating and producing, something this administration has not done once. So the only people left to entertain this farce are the unenlightened, uneducated peons who think a great way to spend their time is to do…