Kanye West?

I thought Michael Caine's "I MUST accept every offer!" phase was over.

If the Around the World in Eighty Days isn't the David Niven version, I sez the hell with it.

On Chap 3 and liking it so far.

Nobody can pull off a cape anymore.

Lots and lots of FFXV, and I'm still only on Chapter 3!

That youtube clip better not be you having sex.

MICKEY SPILLANE IS ALIVE?

A bunch of pasty, soldier wannabe, keyboard warriors. This is surprising how?

I can see the new character for the last season— The Critic.

*Farts*

My personal favorite— "You looked bored, so I thought I'd give you something to do."

Like hearing Henry Winkler talk for the first time, huh?

I only got the game yesterday, and haven't played til this morning because of a goddamn 7 HOUR update. From the little I saw at 2:30AM, it looks beautiful.

Never a Transformers fan, but the death of Dinobot will always live with me.

Never could figure out if Bob's hair was black or silver.

Ahh, 2016, dammit that's ENOUGH.

Captain Kangaroo. Loved it as a child, couldn't bear to see how awful it really must be to an adult.

How the hell can Trump be "anti-Establishment" when his administration is the same old tired white male repubs we've been seeing for twenty years?

Well, at least we didn't see Gilly or the Target lady.