I never, NEVER want to be even a 15-minute celeb judged by my Twitter or (Gawd Forbid) Disqus account.

"Can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only joking."

Who the fuck is Devin Faraci?

I actually enjoy Norton's standup, but shit like this reminds me of how he fucked up Tough Crowd.

And yet, drag queens are more popular than ever.

Dammit, I thought they were making back issues available online.

First I've heard of it ending, but I guess the premise couldn't go on forever.

You think this just because Trump has been acting like a pro wrestling heel, actively trying to make the majority of the country hate him. The scary part is that there's apparently a minority of voters who would cheer for Ox Baker, Darth Vader and Sauron, if they formed a coalition.

"In the future, everyone will have sex for 15 minutes. Total."

Well, DEPLORABLE AND PROUD is already a T-shirt, Hard-core Trumpanzees are probably designing their T-Shirts for this as we write.

Iiiiiit's FALLON!

After reading a long-ish review of her work in The New Yorker last week, I impulsively picked up Tana French's In The Woods today, and I can hardly put it down. Sweet phrases and a lot of forboding, ominous chills. Great stuff.

All secular Xmas songs are played too damn much. Atheist that I am, I'd actually prefer religious or traditional music.

All secular Xmas songs are played too damn much. Atheist that I am, I'd actually prefer religious or traditional music.

Anyone judging Trump by The History Channel is probably assuming he's an extraterrestrial by now.

I wouldn't rule out him fucking one, THEN clubbing it.

Not to mention accusations of bribery, fraud and raping a 13-yr old.

Ironic, considering his coloration.

Even the Governator has limits.

Read the National Enquirer.