Fucking HATE the two weeks leading up to Memorial Day, it's worse than Christmas at my store.

Or Sheriff Joe Arpeeio.

Can't be as bad as the Today Show. Syphilis isn't as bad as the Today Show

I'm still at the "Wha. . . ?" stage.

It's not finding the time to read that's keeping me from comics, it's finding the money to buy 'em.

Whatcha Watchin' Thread

My shrink asked me a good question today— "Why do you have three dinner plates and only making dinner for one?"

What's Red Rain?

Warren Ellis.— I'm getting his Orbital Operations newsletter, and I may have to go to Amazon to pick up some of the books he recommends.

Bits and pieces, here and there— Bide Lady Bide and Tom O' Bedlam two old folk songs, Glen Frey's Smuggler's Blues because I can't believe I didn't have that already, Lightning Crashes by Live because that song's been burrowing in my head for awhile, etc.

Eh, it's all "SUPERMAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!" to me.

Goddamn. I thought Civil War II was a dumb idea.

Never read Borowitz, but still subscribe to the New Yorker. More out of habit and lack of any other magazines to read. But some weeks I pay more attention to the cartoons than the articles.

Woulda quit the first bounced check; no second chances on that.

Thank you for reminding me why I abandoned the X-number of X-Men titles in the 90's.

I've ruled out Scat and piss, and I'm not keen on extreme Necro. I've checked out Gurochan but I can't even imagine wanting to cook someone.

I assume it was Swiss.

What's the French rule, something like "Law of the Street", where you go to a friendly policeperson and they spread their cape and you piss right in the street. Police here don't wear capes, that's one thing wrong with this country.

Thugs, mugs, pugs, rapists, Papists AND hired goons.

Wouldn't it be easier to kill you by supplying you with greasy, fattening mediocre pizza?