Lothar, man-servant to Mandrake the Magician.

I'd settle for a henchman.

I've been trying both, solely because Streaming has some series and specials I like— such as Patton Oswalt's Talking for Clapping; but this may be the month that breaks me. Looks like all crap.

Young Girl, get out of my mind,
My love for you is way out of line,
Young girl,
You're much too young, girl!

I never could figure out Apoc's powers in the comics.

My only criticism— TOO IN YOUR FACE! Everything seems to be close, closer closest. Given the heavy emotional honesty, I'd like the camera to back up, please

The only good thing Kick-Ass 2 had to offer— and I realize now, the only reason I netflixed it in the first place— is the bodacious Israeli bodybuilder Olga Kurkalina, playing Mother Russia. Damn, what a woman!

Well, one of the first episodes had them allegedly using corpses from the funeral home next door. . . .

I keep getting Woody Allen.

Stephen Fry left QI for THIS?

Any show that can have an Asian dude playing John McCain is cool.

I liked Bobby Lee, but I recently found out he was wiped out on pain pills for most of his earlier run.

And a drunken, stoned-out Patton Oswalt was there!

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Wasn't there a peanut-butter/grape jelly mix called Koogler?

HEY! I broke this story, by reporting a story from Esquire.com!

"Hi! I'm Lefty and this is Brad, and of course, you all know Richard. We're the Talking Genitals!"

Big ups for Leslie Jones, who seems to get more lines than Ernie Hudson did.

According to Esquire.com, the bad reception for BatmanVsSuperman is forcing Warner Bros to make some changes. How about never letting Snyder make another goddamn film forever, is that enough change for you?

The peeing eagle gag was enough to make me avoid the movie.