I have a study that says people who obsess over coffee personality studies still long for personality polls on Facebook circa 2009.

And this is relevant to Gizmodo WHY again?

2012 called. They want their headline back.

2 billion articles on the Internet about how to make coffee, and this 2 billion and first one made the difference. Thanks!

Ah, ChefSteps... destroying credibility one post at a time.

This is why I sometimes love this site.

Somebody is only about 6 months late with this post. Must have gotten caught in a black hole’s event horizon.

I love the feeling of Bluetooth power surging through my clavicle and altering my DNA.

Talk about a rehash of a post only weeks late.

So that green mold that grows on top is good for us?

Stale coffee is still stale coffee.

Ah, infographics: for people too lazy to read and who prefer to be entertained more than informed.

Caffeine users who call themselves coffee lovers begone. Let them shoot up and off themselves and leave the rest of us to enjoy insane things like flavor.

Not sure how any of this is relevant to “Gizmodo”.

Is it 2008 again already?

Keep dodging those chemtrails, Jim. They’re coming for you.

If manual brewing is too much effort for you, I think you have other problems.

It’s sad when Gizmodo has run out of gadgets to write about that they have to invent possible future ones to write about.

Welcome to 2008:

I can proudly say that not $0.01 of MacFarlane’s enormous wealth has come from me.