NU METAL

I was hoping the special surprise guest would be Blade, but I guess that would have required too much cooperation from Disney.

From The Studio That Was Lucky Enough To Own The Rights To Spider-Man At Just The Right Time comes MORBIUS, an amalgam of about three or four other movies in this genre that you’ve seen before.

My prosthetic boob. It looks totally real in a bra and it’s the right weight for a real breast, but unless I tape it securely to the cup, it moves around and if I am not careful, I look down and see that it has migrated to the center of my chest, the better to be close to my remaining breast.

Rifling through eBay for band shirts I found this gem of a shirt (or at least a knock-off - I believe the one on Adam Ant here is a classic Westwood). I couldn’t not buy it. I also can’t wear it out of the house, lest a stranger take it a little too literally.

I’m a bit taller, but also gained a ton on weight after my thyroid surgery. Have a hug. 

Lol! They are stainless steel, I’m not wearing them near any kind of deep water. I bought them because they were on sale and I (a 21 year old struggling with my sexuality and my gender expression) wanted something ‘sexy.’ I can be a liiiiittle over the top when I struggle like this.

I’m 51 so every pair of dolls kill platforms I own including these and so many others. Also my irregular choice shoes....all of them.

I’ve always hated bras, and would always remove mine with an “arghhhhhhhh!” the second I opened my front door. Same thing with panties— I just can’t handle wearing any kind of underwear when I’m at home.

I work from home the past 6 years, am mildly agoraphobic, and have body image issues where I wear oversized layers even in summer here in FL... and am totally with you! I HATE bras of all kind now and cannot stand feeling so leashed in and restrained. On the rare occasion I need to wear Real People clothes, I may put…

I’m ready to burn every fucking bra I own. I’m disabled and for the past couple years I’ve been homebound like 99% of the time because of severe chronic pain and debilitating health issues, so I’ve just gotten out of the habit of wearing bras around the house. So now, even the most comfortable, barely-there, light…

Sometimes that Alternate Timeline You just pops in and says YOU’RE KEEPING THE BOOTS, MISSY.

And the worst part is being all hot and sweaty and that’s CONTRIBUTING to the entire problem.

These shoes.

I had one too. I bought it in Copenhagen, Denmark.

It’s what you’d wear to a Banana Splits concert if you wanted to get your groove on with the drummer.

A Max Mara dress (bought second-hand online) that I cannot put on because - and I’m not trying to be funny here - it gives me intense claustrophobia. It’s a neat navy blue knee-length dress I thought would be nice to wear to the office, it’s got a side zip and the material is non-stretch, and the sleeves, turns out,…

For the longest time I owned a “Twilight: Eclipse” t-shirt. We got sent a box at the movie theatre I worked at and pretty much just the staff took them (it wasn’t enough to fuss over trying to give to the public, and we were given no instructions from corporate so fuck if we were going to put in extra work). I’m no…

That vest is actually fabulous

A sports bra. It’s a “ban the bounce” design, and it works, so it’s good in that sense, but putting it on? It’s a racer back, but also has a band with hook and eye closures. So you have to put it over your head first, without tangling the straps, then smoosh everything in, then hook it closed behind you. I’m not good…