I know I was.

Abortion and IVF have something else in common with anti-abortion activists: those two reproductive choices are the immediate options for those same anti-abortion activists when those people want/need help for themselves.

Broadchurch has provided some excellent gifs.

I’m not so sure that’s completely why, although I’m sure the disbelief in the existence of a supportive, loving husband existed.

Just for reference, Emily Blunt’s last movie pulled in 300 million on a 17 million budget.  To counter those “box office” arguments.

As a dog owner and a former dog sitter and walker, I understand the “poop log” request. A dog’s bathroom habits tell a lot about whether he or she is feeling well or may be sick. I don’t track poop and pee, but I certainly note that she has/hasn’t and any changes from the norm. If you aren’t the one walking your dog…

I was pulling for Boaty McBoatface.

Fun stuff: right after I posted this, my aunt and cousin (from a different aunt) decided it would be a good idea to start yelling about dishes not being put in the washer and then when everybody tuned them out, for some reason decided to start bringing up shit people’s ex-wives have said.

So there you have it. Less…

I actually can’t be mad at that because I can only imagine the shitshow of getting this many small children to sit still for a photo.

That’s the most shocking thing he has ever said. The man who has bankrupted countless businesses and a few casinos is claiming he knows more.

And, as reported on NPR this afternoon, he said the Federal Reserve Bank [governors] “don’t know anything about markets.”

“All alone (poor me),” really? Well, boo fuckin’ hoo.

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Actual tweet from actual Donald Trump twitterfeed (who is actually president of the United States).

Trump looks set to mark his 2nd anniversary with his beloved stock indexes below his inauguration levels...

That’s one bleak tree; as well it should be.

Kendall should have her own Christmas card, with her cradling her IUD.

At least she fared better than Rob, who didn’t even warrant a mention in Kim’s Tweet.

Their house in Malibu just burned down in the fire last month. This is probably a friend's house or a rental.

If I had to pick a young star who will have the true Hollywood longevity of a Cher or a Barbra Streisand; someone who will be around (and still a hot commodity) 50+ years from now - it would be Miley Cyrus. Apart from her proven musical chops in whatever category she chooses to perform, she’s a terrific actress. She…