I really liked Adele and One Direction was pretty funny. It’s not a bad concept, James just needs to tone it down and let the stars shine.

Awkward silence. Punctuated by the GPS. Which is voiced by Rush Limbaugh.

I hope Kate is her maid of honor and steals her thunder with a caboose-hugging dress. Congratulations, Pippa!!!

Ahhhh god I’m going to miss her as FLOTUS. She’s so awesome and I wish she was my friend.

I see that someone’s already done this joke. SO I WILL UP THE ANTE. MELANIA WILL BE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND MICHELLE, CREEPILY MOUTHING THE WORDS AS MICHELLE SINGS. Thank you.

Does that mean Melenia Trumps airs this Thursday?

Well, the RNC has Scott Baio and Antonia Sabado, Jr, AND the shittiest Baldwin brother, so....check...mate?

Far too many notes for my taste.

*jerk off motion*

Nah that’s alright outlander is better than real life :-)

Agreed. In the last Jez/Gawker article I read on this topic, everyone was pointing out that Scalia made political commentary all the time. A) Two wrongs don’t make a right (and I’m fine pointing out hypocrisy of right-wingers who never had an issue with Scalia’s public comments, but that doesn’t mean it’s cool for the…

Are men so out of their nut that they’ll try to bone a grown woman (or a teenager) behaving like a literal prairie dog? I mean, I guess.

Thank you for the link. I’m uncomfortable with the judicial ethics of it, but RBG is still awesome.

I’m not a fan of Scalia’s politics or his views on the Constitution but I don’t recall him ever publicly speculating about how a specific Presidential candidate’s election would affect the country while he was still sitting on the SC. He certainly did not hide hid views in his court rulings or his opinions after…

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

Kinja won’t let me save the edit, of course. And phone? I never ever EVER mean “ducking”.

sit in a corner.

I confess! I just say I like Hamilton because I want all my friends to think I’m in favor of a national bank and establishing a public credit by assuming the debts of the states. But really I’m all for limited government and an economy founded upon hard money.