Also, Clinton won the NV primary election. Nothing was being stolen from these people. Blame the Sanders ground game for not having its delegates be prepared and follow the rules.

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

yeah and both are similar in that after the first season they got bad

Married dude here: If my wife said, “hey I’m leaving you for Captain America,” I'd completely understand. It would suck, but I couldn't blame her.

This story!!!!! Did he successfully burn the house down? I would watch this movie. I would buy the DVD. What a loon!

Republicans of unusual sentences? I know they exist:

I can barely speak to her.

For the billionth time, fucking fuck you John McCain for unleashing this beast onto the lower 48.

Combo First and Second Amendment: She has a right to her Salad Shooter.

Yeah, but she followed it up with “bewigged Sunny Delight bottle,” which is great.

“Flesh and Bone” was such a fucked up show, and I loved every god damn second of it.

I fell in love and never fell out.

But so few parents will admit that that’s a choice. I am a SAHM and was a professional nanny for eight years. I KNOW childcare. Parents are as hard on themselves as they can be. Parents now believe that they and they alone make or break a child’s success for life if only they are careful enough and push enough. It…

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

I don’t think he’s ugly by any stretch, just doesn’t do anything for me. Crotch Crickets.

I’m hoping it’s Melania Trump.

Oh, Bobby, you do sparkle. (You Brut)

When I asked a personal trainer about metabolism and dieting and stuff, he said the best way to keep your metabolism from doing what happened to these poor folks is to actually increase your caloric intake when you start your exercise regimen. The trick is to actually work out hard (no strolls on the treadmill - move…

Hold up, I got a better one: