ALERT: If, on the Yandy site, you select the category 'Twerk' on the left you will not get offensive twerking costumes (as I was expecting). You will instead see all the images on the site twerk! Like this — look closely, NOTE THE BUTTS.

I'm going as a sexy dishwasher.

In Austin. On 6th St. On Halloween night. You will see plenty. It is a shitshow.

How do we know these people aren't also members of 4chan who decided to do a 180 when they saw that all they were doing was substantiating the need for feminism?

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

One of the more memorable quotes from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, referred to as "Sam Vines Theory of Economic Injustice," culminates in the following: "But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry…

If this is a satire, then it's back to the drawing board for my mom's Christmas gift

Okay but can we talk about Snape's chest hair?

wait. If you remove the witchcraft and sorcery what's left? An abused foster child kept in a closet?

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

IT IS NOT 4CHAN. This is a false flag by /whichever agency/, probably NSA or something.

Should you guys have waited until the Note 4 is released?

You know what material holds it's shape better than a thin piece of metal?

nokia has added Satan+ Technology to see extra Terror in every face.

So the takeaway here is that they're all pretty much good enough except the m8, which is worse, or the lumia (which is Microsoft).

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

Inside the bag is a perfectly reasonable place to keep a Rolex so it's not a target for pickpockets. It benefits you in that smug superior glow you get knowing that you have a more expensive watch then the gentleman you're currently asking the time from, because your watch is in your fucking bag.

Also a watch? Cool bag...but the guy just wanted to show off his vintage rolex that costs a G. Tomorrow I am putting my timex indiglo in my dell work issued laptop bag

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.