but calling them accurate isn't too much of a stretch

I have no doubt that they are super accurate. And super vague and applicable to nearly everyone, with small changes based on sign. Because Forer Effect.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

I wanted to be in the room when it was done because if I couldn't then it wasn't the right decision. I wanted the last thing she heard to be my voice saying Lech l'shalom: go in peace.

When I was 9 My Granddad bought me a Roald Dahl audiobook, called something like "The Great Switch-a-roo". Unaware of the author's earlier work, he had just assumed it was a Kid's story.

I wear a tuxedo when I fly, but only on flights after 6pm.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

Nonie is obviously just a trophy wife. Hope Viv got a pre-nup!

It'll be interesting to see what the investigation turns up. In the meantime, though, we can't jump to conclusions, because there is a high risk with anesthesia in elderly people.

If you hold it sideways then it's a taco

We're just not going to talk about the turtle? Not at all? Ok, paint colors and fish it is.

IT'S A BISCUIT THAT WANTS TO BE A TACO!!!! How dare you shame his noble struggle!

We do that, or we'll say "Let's Parking Lot that discussion." This means we make note of this issue/side note and review at a separate time.

Or you could just cut the bullshit and say "I think we're going a little off topic here, I think that's conversation for another time."

Saturday Night Live:

What does it say when Taco Bell chooses both your home town and your current place of residence as test markets for their new abominations? Am i their target customer? Why is this happening?

Can we have it with chicken and honeybutter like the whataburger honeybutter chicken biscuit

You are more optimistic than me.

I am almost weeping reading this. Sometimes I am up to here with the "love yourself" rhetoric because Western culture is severely lacking in a dedication to community, but the advice in Polly's column is solid gold.

That must make their students of color feel so supported. Way to be, teachers. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad.