Holy shit, I'm a whale!

I can imagine most Japanese who did want an Xbox One ordered online and waited for it to be delivered to their house, perhaps to avoid ridicule.

My secret is that I also find Daenerys boring as all get out.

I saw a man piss his pants on the bus earlier, and this is still the least sexy thing I've seen today.

That move where he helicopters his wang, that is not a sexy move.

without the music the audio would be heavy breathing and a lot of wet slapping.

Pfft... The Sims is a dumb girly game.

I've had to dissect cadavers for school....olives smell exactly like cadavers. They are vile and SHOULD ALWAYS BE LISTED!

"I know Barry at Burger King. Always makes it my way. I'm big time stuff there!"

It's bumming me out that there are are people who don't realize, even with the inclusion of the God Warrior gif and the obvious nonsensicalness of "penis dildos", that you're not serious. It shouldn't have to be this hard to avoid Poedom.

My husband starting watching this yesterday. I didn't watch it, but I heard it. When it became violent I made him turn it off. I have two small children and I don't want them to be exposed to that. The thought that their little souls could be torn to pieces because of who they are kills me. What happened to Daniel…

I made it part way through.. I had to stop when I got to Daniel saying "Oh no, you are not going to hit me!" and I had to stop. His voice reminded me so much of my cousin Brian- his dad had a really hard time accepting Brian's sexuality for a while- but he never once raised his voice let alone his hand to him. He…

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

"(Ugh, now I am just imagining Britney watching the video and crying and thinking about pizza because pizza makes everything temporarily better, even being cheated on.)"

Possibly, but I always wonder about her father's intentions. She's been under his conservatorship for more than six years, it's been reported that he decides who she can and can't see/can attend her shows and a while back there was a report that Britney wasn't allowed unsupervised access to phone or computer. I don't…

Heh... shortcut.

That's how my mom uses them. "Emma, you'll never believe it. I just heard the most interesting study on NPR about how 64 percent of girls your age have graduated from law school and are starting families with a nice Jewish boy."

Good for her. JESUS H CHRIST. That is really sick and cruel. From what I understand a Boob job is no minor undertaking and quite painful. Plus you have to keep up with them and replace them after a time. That s like torture. It'd be one thing if she wanted it, but truly sick that she didn't want it. Also, beauty…

I can't stop laughing at the 'god bless'