I am not saying that Farrah wasn’t lying, because she could have been.

Not sure if he is the most punchable upon sight. (Not that I’m suggesting actual punching.)

Is it just me or does he move his mouth like a teenager practicing making out with the air? I couldn’t stop staring no matter how repulsed I felt.

He is most likely a surfer/bank robber.

its a Russian cure for hangover

TIL: bloggers can get rich writing about squid behavior.

All of you realize that none of this shit really goes down in Florida. We just have a really good PR person who drops these bombshells to protect our beachfront life styles from invading hordes of wannabes.

Florida.

There’s a studio like this across from my old office, and a group of us used to go on occasion. It was a great change from our usual happy hours where we just bitched about work for 2 hours. Instead we cheered each other on and laughed at our terrible paintings for 2 hours and were much happier going home.

Jeez, the Debbie Downer Brigade is out in force in these comments.

It was these here fuckers:

It’s true though. When I kept my name the entire town fell into disarray. There were roaming gangs of feral children attacking seniors. The moose organized themselves and turned against us. It was pure chaos. We had to abandon the place.

Kristen Cavallari’s very livelihood depends on being in the public eye. And a website has chosen to publish a DAILY feature on her.

Police dispatcher here. Call 9-1-1 and let them know immediately. If the officer has already gone over the radio advising that a vehicle he/she was attempting to stop was refusing to do so, they can be told at that time (if not before), that you are on the phone with dispatch. Safety of the citizens is the most…

I work for a local 911 center. CALL THEM!

They won’t. This was not even a separate news story, it was included in a roundup of celebrity ‘news’. I was sickened to keep scrolling into an unrelated quote by ... Abigail Breslin?

Yeah. :/