Like, when a tree crosses. 

And the mighty leader of the greatest nation will show the world how these enemies of our great nation are treated! 

Older dude here, I have a dislike for the noise, smell and the kind of people that ride ‘m. Go slimmer, electric and cheaper and make everyone happy, I say. I know they’ve been working on an electric one, run with that! It’s no the seventies anymore.

a star for you, sir, even though we don’t have mountains over here.

Except if you count pasta eating, obviously.

plus, they already make tech and cars. Problem solved.

The want is strong on this one. I like it.

I’ve always had a thing for this model. I may get one one day, they’re getting cheap over here now.

What is this angry stormtrooper doing on the back?

I noticed that too. Weird. Chief designer was on a holiday?

Clean lines, wayyyy better.

Maybe he is an accountant.

It is true though....if it is already there, not waste it. But if you have the choice, steer clear.

well, it’s hard for policemen. File a report, or eat another donut? Hmmm so hard.

I owned a 93 merc interceptor, in the Netherlands. Great car, never let me down, bench seat (yes!) anf flashlights and all still in working order. Had a lot of fun and sold it after a year or two.

Would be perfect, except, leather interior. Hippie greenies don’t buy that.

Trollblazer!

There are companies here that do just that. The scooters are vespa like, but electric, thank the Lord, vespa’s are horrible smelling noisy things. Amsterdam outlawed most older engined scooters, more and more are becoming electric. And there are a lot of ppl riding them, including food delivery and such.

5k€ for a segway, hell, I can buy two decent cars for that. Also, here you’re required to have vehicle insurance for it, wear a helmet and you cannot use the sidewalk. Segways were a great idea, but too expensive and quickly “outlawed”. The only segways you see now are tourist rides.

Fortunately, not everyone cares what another person might think of them.