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oh my god I love the selection

Sending him to Indiana is punishment enough.

Everything. Let’s invite toxic friends and family members who we absolutely know are going to ruin everything? Check. Let’s go into even more debt for one day that will inevitably dissapoint by every conceivable measure? Check. Let’s start planning a goddamn year ahead of time so we have the absolutely perfect fabric

Me too! I guess we missed the memo that we’re supposed to hate her now?

Hey, wait, I LIKE Nathalie Portman!

“Sorta makes one yearn for the quiet days when Portman was hanging with her hottie dancer husband and recovering from gestating both her first Oscar and a child, doesn’t it?”

wait does all sexting look this bad when youre not in the moment

‘were gypped by the shop”

Good to hear. She’s lucky to have you.

wow same, i look back and know exactly why i have some issues. crazy house with a ton of kids and my mom has never told me she loves me, very strange

My mom is mentally ill, and did a lot of damage to me because she wasn’t treated until she was almost sixty (I’m still not sure she ever got the correct treatment, but whatever). But I find that I’m angrier at the members of my family who knew the things that went on and did absolutely nothing to help me when I was

You don’t say why we shouldn’t shave. It’s really affordable and simple. I’m not a candidate for laser removal or an epilator (kidney transplant). I live on disability. I can’t afford to pay you let alone tip you. I do react to most of the chemical hair removers. Shaving is a completely valid choice. The only reason

Why not shave your faces ladies? I’ll tell you why not:

That is true. Psychological edge play is newer for me, so I like to go in at least knowing a little bit about what’s in the other person’s bag of tricks... not necessarily knowing that he’ll pull out all or any of them.

Dom: “hey, so you’re into knife play. I have this idea where I dip a blade in icy hot and slide it across your neck while you’re blindfolded and it’ll make you feel as though we’ve cut your throat. Are you cool with that?”

This is a form of extreme psychological edgeplay that is not everyone’s cup of tea and that most casual kinksters don’t practice. Getting into BDSM theory you have SSC— safe, sane and consensual, which is what most people associate with BDSM. You also have RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink) and PRICK (Personal

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Gonna make a sweeping judgement here. Chime in if you disagree. A five year old should not have a blog. Ever.

FUUUUUUUUUCK people. Also, it’s COMPLETELY okay for a restaurant to say “there is no guarantee that there will be no cross contamination, but we will do our best. If your allergy is deadly, we don’t recommend ordering anything here.” THAT’S TOTALLY COOL. THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR. AND WILL

Not going to lie, I’d give it a try if I had extra cash laying around.