Nah. Fuck you.

The price you pay for electing a fetid skin tag to destroy our country is that we, as a nation, have to endure a little racism. Small price to pay, really, to have such excellence in the Oval Office.

Let me repeat that.

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Fuck CNN

Every fan who calls into sports radio shows thinks that their MLB or NFL team would be better-off if it were managed by a fan or an industry outsider.

“What’s the big deal? That’s not even horseplay.”

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

This is the best suggestion yet for the national team. I don’t give a rat’s ass what he does in Toronto, the guy has played like shit for the national team ever since he left Roma.

Yep, in a Trump-led U.S., experience means jack shit. So, I vote Drew to coach soccer and gymnastics. And you know what, throw in water polo as well. Why the hell not?

Every dumbfuck fan who calls into sports radio shows thinks that their MLB or NFL team would be better-off if it were managed by a fan or an industry outsider.

Ask Landon Donovan, who’s already flipping thru the German dictionary for a word to describe his reaction to this news.

He doesn’t strike me as a person who can form normal human attachments.

What would focusing on the settlement accomplish that focusing on anything else won’t? This constant admonishment from the holier-than-thou types - as if we can’t walk and chew gum at the same time - is really getting tiresome, particularly when focusing on the settlement doesn’t accomplish a goddamn thing, either.…

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

I’m pretty sure that pageant is going to be outlawed in favor of Miss Universe.

This is all very normal.

SECTION F; part U: If a participant’s conduct is deemed to be egregious or willful and necessitates another participant leaving the field of play, said participant shall also be considered ineligible for play for the duration of the other’s inaction. Such ineligibility shall extend across contests, seasons or for the…

They may not be good at football, but the Jags would fuck shit up in hackey sack.

What a contrast to the Bundy occupation. Maybe if they were armed and white and had absolutely no claim to the land and water, they’d be treated like actual American citizens.