Oh, do get fucked with that bullshit, won’t you, darling? Prejudice is prejudice, whether it’s coming from the mouth of an animal like Trump or an imbecile like you.

I love a good Tebow-bashing, but the concern here is misplaced. If I’m a minor league pitching prospect, I want nothing more than to pitch to Tebow, because finally people are fucking watching me. You want to get noticed.

Now see, that’s a bird who chases a dog the right way.

Two wrongs don’t make a right though... do they?

Why is everybody just assuming the neighbors are assholes? Is it possible he’s making loud noise at 3 AM? Is he actually running an illegal business? I honestly don’t know, maybe the neighbors are indeed assholes, but pretty sure all the people fulminating in righteous indignation on this thread don’t know either.…

Calling someone a “dick” is not only rude, but very anti-male and extremely triggering. I hope you can see the irony.

Except for the part where that very likely did not happen. But yes, otherwise, spot on.

Sorry, I’m... using... them...

I do. You look... marvelous....

I don’t see

what’s so bad about that?

There’s a Bears player worth rooting for?

Watch him wriggle, see him jiggle...

Same. In order to avoid Gawkerite censors, I always type my comments on carbon paper before submitting the originals.

I guess Trump will end up bleeding from his wherever.

I wish that were true--I know from personal experience it isn’t. Trump would drop the suit long before a depo but, if he went (went?) crazy and did it, he’d lie his ass off with zero consequence. I mean, it’s not like there’s video or him admitting the specific acts here.

Gender is cultural, but it stems from biological fact.

Indeed, but intertwined.

I would love to help you move this weekend but, you know, I have Jesus in my life now.

Merlot loves me, this I know.