Remainders: Ah Crap, I Still Have to Do This
- Every night is the night that Kim Jong Il balls. [Long or Short Capital]
- You too can bid for your own African baby. [Ebay]
- Cindy Marolis poses nude 20 years too late. [CNN]
- Bob Barker to retire from 'Price Is Right', sexual harrassment. [TMZ]
- We hear Deadspin had a guest editor too. [Deadspin]
- Hipsters dress up as the…

