This is Deadspin, if anyone ever loses it’s always because they’re PURE GARBAGE, never because someone else did something better. Toronto’s D in the last 5mins was ferocious, God forbid that the article would credit that.

At the very least, it exorcises the ghost of Carter. 

Raptors fans are pinching themselves because they still can’t believe that the guy who made that shot was wearing a Raptors jersey. Does this exorcise the ghosts of both Lebron AND Iverson?

I’ve watched it twice, the first time before the AV Club started going on about it.  It’s just as hilarious the second time through and Gift Receipt is hilarious.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Also getting technical, Josh Allen has been selected 7th overall two years in a row.

Dear Connecticut,

Bless your heart. We’re not giving them back.

Sincerely,

This year was different.  The Leafs figured out how to avoid blowing the lead in Game 7

I know there were obscenely long odds of it happening but I was really hoping against hope for an Isles-Leafs ECF.

Between this and the Pens getting swept, that was an extremely satisfying night of hockey.

Hockey is just the best goddamn sport.

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

He might honestly be the most underrated great professional team sport player on the planet.

also the Mike Vernon tribute mask is amazing

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

My favorite part of this article is the description “former Washington Wizard.” 

PP was very good, but damn he needs to relax on this shit. Great players don’t promote their careers after they’re done playing.

idly wondering if players’ wives also stop shaving during the Stanley Cup playoffs