At 96 points, Winnipeg is third in the West, trailing the stacked Predators and just one behind Vegas, and then there’s a serious gap before you get to the fourth-place Sharks and Wild.

I can’t wait for all the shitty slogans they can put on T-shirts to psych the fans up for the Case Keenum era:

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I usually post snappy comments on Deadspin but I love this Raptors team and thank you (collectively) for writing about them more often.

The Leafs are good, the Raptors are good, the Argos are defending champs...it almost seems like things here are too good to be true and nothing can...

One of my favourite things about athletes discussing mental health is that it hopefully shuts up those people who think depression isn’t real, that if only you’d exercise more you’d be fine. I fucking hate those people. I don’t take medication, nor did I undergo several rounds of ECT, because I don’t like jogging,…

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

Jason Pierre Paul gives this guy one thumbs-up!

MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

Pebbles will live on forever...

“Sure, hockey has a lovefest and no one bats an eye but when we do it it’s a scandal. Racists.”

Somewhere, Jeff Fisher is holding his phone in his hand, staring at it, willing it to ring, and saying to himself, “Hey, they already fucked up their quarterback. This is perfect for me!”

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Meanwhile, here’s what the Marlins have chosen as their bullpen cart.

It’s a superb owl.

No way, the Islanders Fishsticks logo is the gold standard of NHL logos.

I don’t know what his next move will be, but I hope he takes time to mullet over.