Some will say that the Pens are just tired from winning back to back Stanley Cups and that they had just played the night before, which is why they didn’t look like themselves last night. Others will say AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHfuckyou

As long as we can all agree Pierre McGuire is the worst. IT’S PIETRANGELO NOT PETER ANGELO YOU BALD BASTARD

Also: playoff hockey is the most intense thing in sports and will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way if you have a rooting interest. Every single fucking second can be ecstasy or disaster.

Bob Cole, although often unsure of exactly which player has the puck or which team for that matter and seconds behind the play for the most part is still “the best” play by kind of play guy in hockey. Could be retired this year though for all I know. Lol Still loved he and Harry Neale together. And as a Leafs fan Joe…

I’m at least a little interested in seeing what Vadim Shipachyov can do in the NHL, even if it is with a slapped-together team.

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.

Not gonna look it up but Gannon to Jerry Rice had to be up there

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Get these fake news stats out of here. Jenna Jameson holds the dong record now and forever.

It’s like when I see on message boards that Oded Fehr should play every Middle Eastern character in a blockbuster ‘cause he was decent in those five minutes in 1999's “The Mummy”

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

I know a guy who needs a job who can’t even FIND red flags.

OJ can probably still make it in the CFL. Maybe the real killer escaped to Canada?

Oskee-wee-wee!

Briles’s end came when he offered an assistant job to one of his former players, who replied “Tiger-Cats?! That’s two kinds of pussy. Count me in!!”

Is it just me, or does he look like an unkempt Dave Coullier in that picture?

Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.

What you Americans call a knit cap. It’s for winter, and toque is a better word.

It should be stated, at least in my experience, that we did, in fact, use a soccer ball when playing in school, as opposed to those thinner/lighter red rubber balls. In this context, maybe it makes more sense.