God I remember when I was in college and this wouldn’t even phase me. Now I am also almost 30 and if I push a day drink throughout the night (cottage for example), that is a recovery period of two days minimum. The only way I enjoy a good day drink is knowing I have nothing to do that night and can go to bed at 9.

God every time I look at a picture of him I just have this feeling that he always smells like B.O. Nothing too too bad but still like a hint of BO and some shitty cologne. He just looks like he doesn’t shower very often and is overall just a really shitty douchebag.

I had to be at work an hour and a half early this morning and watching this actually made me feel amazing about it.

Oh my god this is brutal. I know exactly what happened to him. It is called an Inguinal Hernia and I have had it before. It is where you get hit in the nuts so hard your testicle goes inside of your Inguinal gland into your abdomen.

Ok vulgar language on air is one thing but if he actually gets in trouble for this I will be surprised. “Getting his tits lit” isn’t a sexist comment or even very vulgar. No real swearing was involved and men have tits too right?

Matt Duchene at least sounds French......thats got to count for something.

Looks like somebody caught a case of the Osweilers!!!

1. That is so easy. Just say you hate Donald Trump on your profile. But I think he is overthinking this because 95% of Bumble/Tinder meet ups result in either awkward one off dates where you both dislike each other or you have a one night stand/fuck flings.

Why does Deadspin always have to have a pissing contest with The Ringer? Seriously do you guys have to rip into Bill Simmons in order to get hard or something like that?

It has been slept with, dropped in pools, lost in a river and had babies sitting in it a thousand times over. One of those babies absolutely took a shit while in the bowl of the cup......and that babies name was Mike Milbury.

I think that would only work in Long Island.

Honestly I was pulling for Nashville so hard to win this. The fans were amazing, they played a hell of a series (outshot, out hit and out played the Pens in this game). They weren’t the classiest crowd but they do know hockey and they do have an incredibly loud arena.

I came into work genuinely sad that the Predators lost in such a shitty way and this for some reason made be feel so much better.

Ok then I will use Yzerman and Lemieux. Both played in rougher eras, both didn’t have Semenko or McSorley and both didn’t spear anyone in the nuts.

How this doesn’t have more stars I have no idea.

I have never and will never questions Crosby’s talent. I am saying he is in the same breath as those players for greatness. The difference is those players never stooped to doing dirty plays like Crosby does. All while not getting called!

Are you kidding me. Gretzky played in an era which is considered one of the roughest eras in the history of the game. The only reason you mention this is because he had Marty McSorley backing him up on defense. Not if but WHEN someone went after Gretzky they would have to deal with him.

Well if you look at the video Crosby was doing that before even trying to get up. Maybe instead of automatically bashing a mans head into the ice you could I don’t know, try to get up instead and getting out of it?

Because Crosby out of anyone should know about the future effects if CTE.

I will eventually get over Crosby being a dick to Subban like that, but for the love of god I hate Mike Milbury. He was a mediocre hockey player who was a decent coach at best and then turned into the worst GM in hockey history. Seriously I feel bad for the US having to watch this guy.