I think Aidy Bryant (if she wrote it) was probably going more for the laughs or social message of a woman being left behind, and didn’t care as much about the facts. 

Better that he live in a box. Preferably one that has bars, guards, and barbed wire. 

I’d prefer he rend his garment in agony and then wash my feet. After that I, an internet commenter, MIGHT forgive him.

lol are we really debating the merits of “I’m sorry” over “I profoundly apologize” as though the intent isnt exactly the fuckin same?

Does anyone else seek out these seats? The fact that it’s an exit row behind you probably means there’s no kids kicking you. It also means there’s no seat tray attached to your seat. I don’t recline my seat anyway out of courtesy to the people behind me so that’s no loss, but the gains of having some control over…

Mommy culture is fucking disgusting. I don’t even understand what it accomplishes - you are truly the Most Mom because you had a natural water birth and your kid can’t even pronounce the word “sugar?” Good for you but it’s not like this is a video game where you get a high score for how Mom you are. You want to feed…

“Moms” are mad that Tori Spelling gives horrid advice?

It’s even more confusing than that.

This is back when the Chicago Tribune was still owned by Tribune Company, a media conglomerate that owned several newspapers and many television and radio stations, including WGN and the WGN superstation in Chicago. Tribune Company also owned the Cubs. This is the company Zell took…

Snagged this from FB last week. Good thing my mom laughed when I texted it to her. I think they’ve finally given up on me. Yay!

But its selling poison.

I’m sure these “concerned commenters” are JUST as vocal about the fact that Flint still doesn’t have clean water. Or that the government continues to separate children from their parents and hold them in detention camps.

Not only that, but “buying” a healthy company, saddling it with piles of debt while you take “fees” in the tens of millions of dollars for running it, then selling the parts for more profit and having the company then file for bankruptcy... so you walk away with piles of money for incurring no risk or personal debt.…

Also see: doggos. 

Soooo many reasons to take digs at Tori Spelling but this ain’t it.

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

The phrase “no high fructose or corn syrup” makes me quite confident that she doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about anyway.

No. Cub fans have always been worse.

Sadly, I think sexism is part of the answer to why Varda isn’t as well known as Truffaut or Godard.  The “auteur theory” glorified the male director. Many strong, influential female filmmakers didn’t get their proper due. Hopefully, history will correct that as more people discover the brilliant movies helmed by Varda…

Does this mean we can put the Cubs on equal footing with the Cardinals as being awful? As someone who’s not a native Chicagoan but lives here, I find their fans to be generally terrible and equally as obnoxious as Cardinal fans. Also, Wrigley field isn’t all that.  It’s an old dump with a shiny veneer.  

Leveraged buyouts should be illegal.