I'm 58 and I have found age to be the great liberator! That said, I will be the first to say that I didn't like how I was aging and about 9 years ago I had an amazing face lift. For me. No one realized it who hadn't been informed ahead of time, they just thought I had had time off. I am thrilled to this day that I did…

So what? Everybody lived and nobody died. End of story.

Gorgeous. And thank God for real breasts again! Cannot wait for the movie!

Well, I won't win any prizes, but I wanted to add that I am personally aquainted with two cats who each saved their human's lives (and homes,and other pets) by waking them in the early stages of house fires.

Beautiful. Hearty heart heart.

It's all about communication and what's between the ears,not the legs.

You'll be fine. Don't be afraid to ask her what she likes, try it out and see if that's what she had in mind.

Thank God you left!

Ye, yes, and yes.

Obedient Wives Club; bite me.

I adopted an older fat cat for my Mom 3 years ago. Rufus was 8 1/2 and tips the scales at 20 pounds.

I use the speaker function on mine. Ta-da!

I'm wondering, is there more doping in women;s tennis now?

Well, you write well, so I'd suggest you give him verbal fantasies. A little of a story at a time,with a few minutes in between each bit to get him hotter while he masturbates. Just verbalize what you'd be doing to him if you were together. If you feel too inhibited, go get a copy of Anais Nin's Delta of Venus and…

Don't you worry, menopause will cure you of that and you will cease to give a shit. When that happens,you will become attractive to a whole other level of human being. I'm serious. I'm 58 and I got hit on by a 22 year old yesterday at the Art supply place. He was sooooo cute, too.

Well. Those both sound fucking awful. If those were my only options i would have happily lived in a cave alone for life.

The best rides are downhill, aren't they?

Lane, you is my woman now!

Gosh, that's pretty. What was I thinking when I designed a barn swallow flying beneath a sunny sky?

I'd say I agree with this. I'm in my 50's married 32 years,and have followed the divorces of several girlfriends with interest. The initial stage was horrible money-wise;none of us are remotely wealthy. But man a year later, these were some happy women. The men, after a few wah-hoo moments,not so much.