The “Make America Hate Again” at the bottom of the stone is a particularly nice touch.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

All in the line of doodie.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

There is a lot to unpack here.

I’d rather pick my recipient. Ted Cruz, you’re about to find out about the “beauty” of an unwanted pregnancy.

Passengers on the Aaron Hernandez cruise, however, did not have nearly as much fun.

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

They do. They just don’t want me to have it. That hetero privilege is very real.

It’s very common for parents (of any religious or political background) to assume that their child’s sexuality is a sickness. My mother and father told me they’d rather me be in jail for murder than out on these streets twirling to Beyonce and sucking dick. Sighs all around.

I support Bernie because of who he is, not what he is. I oppose Hillary because who she is, not what she is.

“Men tend to get more conservative because they gain power as they age,”

Nice run-on sentence.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

Someone lost a bet.

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

I’d bet a nice dinner that this was to get around loopholes in unemployment law.

A green card means that you’ve been granted permanent resident status, which means that you have indefinite permission to live and work in the US. The big difference between permanent residency and citizenship (other than some voting rights and stuff which aren’t really relevant to this situation) is that permanent…

I thought an eagle punch was when you punch someone in the stomach right before he climaxes causing them to screech and flap their arms.

I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.