I guess she didn’t think the deal was.... a Grand Slam.

I had a friend who REALLY loved wasabi. Whenever we went for sushi, they’d keep giving him more as he could cheerfully eat it straight.

It depends on who we’re talking about. The administration bought into the corporate model of education years ago, and they largely don’t know how to even begin to have an honest dialogue about campus climate that goes beyond touting whatever new bells and whistles have been added in any given year to attract more…

Few things give me more hope for our future than my generations willingness to make a stand for things we deem important. Good on these kids for standing up and putting the university in a situation that is going to force some action.

I am a female physician. I did my residency in the 1990s and I remember the nurses as a godsend. We had to run the ER as residents when we were one year out of medical school. It was a busy urban ER and drug overdoses and end stage HIV (it was during the height of the epidemic and there was no great treatment) as well…

Like those onion cutting goggles. Honestly if you eat pussy right I don’t give a fuck what you have on your face. Wear a fucking Groucho Marx mask for all I care.

Fuck you, pal- it’s ass-hats like you that steal that sweet and precious hour from me in spring, and make me want to bathe in the blood of those cocksucking (and not in The good way) misanthropes that think it’s a great idea.

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

What about the evil lamp?

Not to make light of it, but it sounds like dementia has done a number on him. I'm not looking forward to getting that old.

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

You know how the parents talk funnny in Peanuts ?

To do this in the first place makes you kind of a dick. To do this in a public forum to children makes you kind of a legit psychopath.

Why not just make sure they understand the difference in private, and still let them keep the trophies, as opposed to this sort of public humiliation.

His ship was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors.

“Do you see how different this strip is from the one in 1955?”

This happened to me. And I DID get confronted about it.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!