He’s just such a serious auter, you know? Making classic cinema like The Hangover trilogy, Old School & Starsky and Hutch....

I mean, this stuff didn’t happen at all when Logan was released and that was rated R and had a ton more violence and it didn’t happen when Watchmen was released and then had an R-rating and also a ton more violence. So I’m thinking that it’s this movie in particular and not, you know, “R-rated violent comic book…

Close, so close. This is the song you to post though.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Hall of fame comment right here.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

Pam went to Pratt art school. Highly unlikely that she’d be a conservative.

Honestly, who was asking for this?

FEEL BAD FOR THE HOMICIDAL CLOWN JIM!

> Now I want to see the Todd Solondz version so badly.

God, this looks exhausting.

The movies lost me when they gave Neo magic fucking powers outside the Matrix and never adequately explained it.

Are we forgetting that A) the only good Matrix movie was the first one, and B) most of the cast, including Reeves’s and Moss’s characters, uh, died in the last one?

Lana Wachowski—one-half of the duo behind the original trilogy—is returning to direct a fourth installment in The Matrix series

2 Dark 2 City

The Matrix ReReReLoaded.

Neo and Trinity will recite feminist theory for an hour, so no one gets the wrong idea.