suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

Goddamn I miss the 80s.  Hell of a time to be a kid.

I’d wager the least shocking part is that they got her from Florida. Down there this crazy ass dwarf is probably one of the most “normal” people there is.

I was thinking a rubbermaid tub and sulfuric acid, but your idea would work.

It’s not surprising WB didn’t think of this actually. These people are so tone deaf that they continue to pump out unwatchable DC comics based trash that completely fails in all facets of successful filmmaking and still have no grasp as to why their Murderverse is lightyears behind the MCU.

You’re a goddamn super hero!

Holy shit.  I would totally go in with you for that!

all-time classic.

This is seriously one of the most Pirates things ever. They could have traded this perv at the deadline for a boatload of assets. Instead they held on to him and now are SOL. I’ve been suffering through a great many Bucco seasons, but this year will go down as one of the worst for its unwavering overall stupidity.

And calls the Irish, “Micks.”

Yep.  I gave up my Steelers fandom because of this doughy sack of rapist shit.  I hope he is never able to throw a football again.  He should be in a Georgia prison right now.  I still will never go back to cheering the Steelers though.  I’ve grown to love my football free Sundays.

GOP: a couple people died and got ill from vaping so we need to ban all flavored products immediately!

Of course not.  It involves a black kid.  Those MAGAtard asshats will just accuse him of being a freeloader by accepting a free trip.

Holy shit.  I almost choked on the apple I was eating as I scrolled down to the comments section.  This was hysterical.

Yep.

This was amazing.  I laughed way harder than I should have.  Kudos.

My guess is Trump does that to every document just to see if there’s a hidden picture...like the back of a Mad Magazine.

And it’s important to note it wasn’t one of those candy ass Republicans either.  Took a Democrat to take care of business, as it always does.  The Democrats have been cleaning up GOP messes for 60 years.

Ha. Glad I’m not the only one.