Come on, baby! I told you when I met you, as a worshipper of Zeus I have a religious duty to sleep with other women!
And the follow up to that, “You may be the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells his first wife he’s working late, but I’m the head sister wife at his compound in Southern Utah.”
You can’t be a true follower of Artemis and have never sicced a man’s own dogs on him!
You misunderstand. They’re martinis of expcetionally strong morals and character. They see things with a certain clarity and are tired of being the rebellion drink of white wine drinkers.
And what is a not very-strong martini? Is it like, an empty cocktail glass?
I didn’t think it was possible to top “your hair smells different when you’re awake”, but there you go...
I always wonder about people who feel qualified to critique the religiosity of a person who follows a different religion. I’m not talking about general, “Christians aren’t living up to Christ’s ideals,” talk. But the weird, “If so-and-so were a REAL Apollo worshipper, he wouldn’t be eating that apple. Everyone knows…
I’d dry her sweat into a powder and do lines of her all through the night.
Yeah. I am grateful that my childish idiocies were limited to my social and familial circle rather than subject to the critique of a million anonymous strangers. The potential audience on the internet is so terrifyingly broad.
Like, of course it’s “very strong”! It’s a martini! The drink of choice for anyone who wants to get bombed out of their mind as quickly as possible! That’s the whole reason James Bond drinks them!
I think Meghan Markle should get that restraining order now. Who takes high resolution photos of a complete stranger and analyzes them to this detail? Seriously Meghan, this woman is a stone’s throw away from wearing your skin.
The stupidity of bragging about your ability to pour gin into a cold glass stands out even compared to everything else in these pieces.
She took the time to post an article that’s sole purpose seemed to be taunting the guy’s high school GF. I don’t feel for her that bad just because she owned herself instead of the other girl.
Written by an undergraduate student at Missouri State University named Victoria Higgins
I’m looking forward to the follow up, “You may have worn the wedding dress, but I’m the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells you he’s working late.”
Man, there is a lot to unpack in that Jewish Man’s Rebellion piece, but this:
Hey, if you think that Meghan Markle headline is bad, wait til you see what’s in the actual article:
“...and can mix an excellent, and very strong, martini...”
There’s a difference between dropping a cultural reference into a comedy, and making your entire film a tangled quilt of disparate cultural references.