You have to hand it to Rob Pelinka, he’s not just a pretty face...he’s also a total fucking dumbass!

I guess Proud Boys really will march anywhere!!

Hopefully Wilbon is somewhere taking notes.

Pretty sure this is the newest teaser poster for FRANKENSTEIN 3: Royally Screwed!

Breaking

BRANDBOT 5000's circuits overloading at the news that Zion is going to a small market...

Very excited for the Wiz to get the #1 pick and trade it for Kevin Love and Colin Sexton and the pick the cavs get (which in this scenario will be the worst possible pick).

That was the Jeter Jump Throw of outfield catches.

Does someone need help eating tape?!

Live look at Pierce trying to get away from the ESPN NBA studio as fast as he can:

Me: Please. Aubrey Huff doesn’t have any fans.

OH MY GOD COME ON!!!! Whether Rendon was right or wrong, that was a bullshit ejection. Players have to be allowed to be angry and demonstrative for as long as it takes for the amphetamines to wear off.

Trump Administration so obviously laying groundwork for Muslim Baby Travel Ban.

“Football...is a game of fight” - Pepper Rodgers, Original Football Dumb Guy (and not shockingly, Washington Football Club Executive)

“And while no final conclusions have been made, we are erring on the side of sensitivity.”

Not today, Satan.

Really hard to argue with that top 10.

Just leaving this for any peckerwood that googles Charlottesville and Fire and Police and ends up here.

D’Angelo Russell making the playoffs while the GALAXY BRAIN front office of the Lakers sits home again is one of the most heart-warming stories of this NBA season. 

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.