“People, some people, will say that I cheat at golf, but I own a lot of golf courses, beautiful golf courses, let me tell you, courses everywhere in this country, all around the world, golf courses with so much green grass, stretching as far as the eye can see, and golf is really a great game isn’t it folks? You…

Wow those brothers are no Jokic! Also, I have crippling depression.

Fan: SELL THE KNICKS!

One thing you left out is that if she ever divorces and re-marries and her new beau is Jewish, she would most definitely consider converting!

Casserly is wrong so often that he’s about to get Lombardi’s slot at The Ringer.

GOTTDAMN! Ray Ratto is a great fucking writer.

I’m a Wizards fan, so all of my hate energy is already directed at Ernie, thanks. I just feel like Colangelo was given a dynasty starter pack and once again proved that he’s not that great at running an NBA team.

It’s pretty stunning how badly Colangelo fucked over the Sixers franchise.

When Drew hates something we all win. Fuck Barstool.

The only thing that surprises me about this story is that it wasn’t a $50 gift card to Hooters.

Calm down, Bill.

No one believes in curses except the very real fact that as long as Isaiah Thomas draws a breath, the Boston Celtics franchise will reap their extremely earned karmic destruction.

Billionaires - they’re JUST LIKE US!

Hot taek: Burneko is the best NBA writer there is and it’s a golden age of NBA writers.

Lay off the Hot Pockets, buddy. For everyone’s sake.

This is like all those vines I made of me dunking on my neighbors 8 foot rim. Just kidding it was 6 feet.

That’s bullshit. Russ would have been given 3 assists and a rebound on that play.

“BBQ Grill Finger was the name of the finishing move in Kill Bill Vol 2" - me, pretending I know anything about pop culture.

Very excited for him because I was sure he was dead by now.

dude gives out blowup dolls to his linemen as christmas presents, just like all totally normal bosses across this great cou