That’s the 2020 Mitsubishi Starion reboot.

Look at you with your fancy paved driveway.

There’s only so much you can do with this premise. The dude needs a van - just get a van. The whole point, as I see it, is really just to get the comments section going.

$80K gets you a nice F150, and gold paint is cheap. 

“I’d totally rock an Impulse.”

“Renault Thinks It Can Work It Out”

“Why does every performance car have to look like a teenagers wet dream?”

“ I see the opposite to that often too. “Must sell” “Moving sale” “Want gone this weekend”.”

I remember the “Handling by Lotus” on some old Isuzu car models. Yep, that’ll sell em’.

‘No rush to sell’ is just a bitch-ass way to say you are firm on the price.

This is the type of vehicle that you should donate to a Vo-Tech school so they can learn how to fix... everything.  

As a side hustle he also fixes Zenith televisions. 

I read somewhere that Toyota plans to release a Supra with a 4 cylinder, which is basically what a Celica used to be, so the purists will be frothing regardless.

Then the person pulling in isn’t paying enough attention. There isn’t anything inherently wrong with the maneuver. It’s only a problem when someone isn’t paying attention, and everything can be a problem when someone isn’t paying attention.

Everything you cited is only an issue if the driver isn’t paying any attention or has no common sense.

How the fuck this could ever be a problem is beyond me. Then again, some people get high pointed on a decorative rock just pulling in the damn lot.

Yeah, every car does look like every other car. With all the common stuff like windows, wheels, doors, and shit like that. It’s so boring.

It looks like a VW squareback. 

Serious question: How much does the battery charge go down on a quarter mile run? Is it significant? 

Fun fact: There are more Fireos in junkyards than on the road.