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Sometimes—just sometimes—I don’t feel like everyone is a piece of shit.

Lando’s just trying to get by like the rest of us in this great big galaxy.

I’ll be honest, I popped so hard for the “I don’t need an army, I’ve got a Krogan’ line. It really hit on the Mass Effect vibe for me.

Maybe it needs to be force closed and re-opened. Try using Chrome. Don’t know many people using Firefox any longer.

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.

Why build one for a trillion dollars, when you can have TWO for TWICE the price!

“ it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. “

I assumed the paintings were showing up in the gift shop by the exit.

And no one has yet proved satisfactorily that Wyoming and Idaho actually exist.

nah

I’m hopeful about Lindsay Graham.

Anakin?

Jason Statham. Obviously.

Well, I hope you’re happy. I won’t be able to finish watching Westworld now, because you made me roll my eyes so hard that they fell out of my head, and now I’m blind.

I’m sure I weren’t alone in thinking this.

50%, I think.