Mariah Carey's Mustache Still Not in Theaters Soon

More speculation today surrounds the whereabouts of Precious (née Push: Based on a Novel by Sapphire), the celebrated, Benjamin Bratt-terrifying drama that won last month's Sundance Film Festival before tumbling into bidding-war lawsuit limbo.
Harvey Weinstein's Non-Comeback Comeback
He lost a million-dollar bet, all but liquidated his company and endured a late, vicious backlash against a film that nobody even thought would reach the Oscars. And he won. That's why he's Harvey Weinstein.
People Are Strange
Defamer's Week In Review: Paradise was lost, gained, auctioned and recycled in front of our very eyes. Reflect with us after the jump, and we'll see you back here Sunday night for our Oscar liveblog!
Drunkenness, Nakedness Sadly Not In Hugh Jackman's Oscar Rehearsal
· After his shameless tease earlier today, Hugh Jackman appears in a new rehearsal video pledging class, dignity and pride in his Oscar-hosting duties. Color us crushed. [via The Hot Blog]
Who's Louder: Thurston Moore, Or The Oscars?
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· Sonic Youth leader Thurston Moore makes the solo rounds with The Haters, Dead Machines and Hive Mind at the Smell.
How Accurate Is The Leaked Oscar-Winner List?
As expected, the Academy steadfastly denies the legitimacy of that list of "leaked Oscar winners" currently making the rounds. But after rigorous analysis in Defamer's Oscarology Labs, we've authenticated much more than you'd think.
Today In Oscar Hell: Sir Laurence Olivier's Acceptance-Speech Master Class
· Sure, you'll only have 45 seconds. But when you do finally get your Oscar, we'd appreciate a speech with even half the sincere class of Sir Laurence Olivier's 1979 lifetime-achievement award acceptance. [via HE]
Oscar Tug-Of-War Pits Ledger Versus Ledger
Kim Ledger had plenty to do yesterday on his long flight to the Oscars, starting with an acceptance speech no one quite expected him to deliver on behalf of his son Heath.
Madea And Jason Duel Over Lackluster Oscar-Weekend B.O.
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to everything new, noteworthy and momentous at the movies. This week, Madea slaughters Jason, and Oscar slays everybody.
Oscar Threat Level Elevated As Kate Winslet Pressured By Underdog
Polls may be closed, but theories persist — crackpot and otherwise — about certain favorites' stability in their respective categories. Kate Winslet might be among those with reason to worry.
'Slumdog' Wins Mumbai Street Equivalent Of Best Picture
Everyone knows what a couple of angry parents and Indian social activists think about Slumdog Millionaire's march on the Oscars. But if a five-person, man-on-the street sampling is to be believed, Mumbai wants a victory.
Tyler Perry, 'Synecdoche' Among Big Winners At The Perfect World Oscars
Now that Mickey Rourke's date drama is resolved, our hopes for a spontaneous, surprising Oscars are all but dead. But in some parallel universe, viewers may yet get the awardscast we dream of:
Today In Oscar Hell: Crash These Parties!
· There's good news and bad news about this weekend's marathon of Oscar parties. The good news first: Nikki Finke has a sweepingly comprehensive list of those we expect you to crash. Godspeed!
Oldest Jonas Brothers Fan Needed For National TV Exploitation
Creepy adult "teeny boppers" wanted for TV, inquire within. [Nerve]
Ludacris Sets Martha Stewart's Rapper Relations Back 20 Years
Snoop Dogg's historic appearance last year on Martha was thought to finally shatter the barrier between hip-hop icons and potato-mashing domestic heroism. Alas, as Ludacris discovered today, that was not change we can believe in.
Warner Bros. Claims Rights To Mel Gibson's Next PR Debacle
After seven years away and one epically hatey meltdown, Mel Gibson's big-screen comeback finally has a studio backer.

