Denatured alcohol is the scary one for skincare. It destroys sebum glands over time. It's a popular ingredient in hand sanitizer/ degreasing soaps.

Whatever gets you through your day, Caleb. We understand.

On a scale of 1-10 how threatening is glitter?

I'm lovin' on the Prince gifs. Thanks!

Wells.....If you are attending the same wedding I'm attending on maybe day or date, wear your bullwhip as a belt and I'll introduce myself. I'll be wearing my fancy heels and sipping on something clear.

omgerd— thank you for explaining your name. I'm embarrassed to admit I thought it meant "gay on occasion". I don't know why I need to post this and I hope I don't get shunned.

REALLY?!

whatever, cyrus kid. whatever. *yawn*

Poor families.

My clients usually add 30% to the tab if I've used cellophane. 25% when I give them a beyond expectation scalp treatment and finish. My ladies are GORGeous. Always.

Can you do an article about food carts/ carnival/ country fair food vendors? 'Cause it's a strange subset of weirdness (I have a story about armpits, smears, and dentures). And because someone called you a wiener.

Ah, the memories! Visited a working sheep ranch in grade school during "tag and cut" day. Just couldn't try the fries. It wasn't the testicle that put me off as much as it was the biting off then spitting them into a pail. BITING then SPITTING.

Throw your hat in the ring!

Bruising is UBER sexy.

She's no champagne glass.

"anything I can lick off of you" says the Wolf.

It shows you are handy and open to harnesses. A keeper!

The Mister and I visited the Redwoods last year and came across my first banana slug ever. I thought someone had spit out a huge piece of yellow gum/chewed starburst/whatever. So bright yellow!

SERIOUSLY?! The only states requiring are deep in the Appalachian Bible Belt? I'm ashamed of the liberal/educated states. ASHAMED.

One can hope the child has their way.