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I have yet to see a fool proof way to prevent them from seizing in terms of maintenance.

$1500-2000 max. It’s a messy project built on a  30 year old bike that sucked when new. It’s not even stanced correctly with that stock fork. It would try to high side you while pulling out of your driveway. 

I’ve watched a water drop firefighting plane in Croatia from about a kilometer way from th blaze and it amazing. The pilots are fucking nuts.

I used to live in the same building as Corddry and he’s a great guy. 

+1 would hoon

Late to this party, but a high quality practical joke back in the 90s was to send a Hoveround rep to do a home demo at your boss/wife’s ex/asshole across the streets house.

I have been texting and emailing for pictures. This was the late 90s.

This thing would get you pulled over by the cops in Tennessee ..... to talk about how cool it is. We built an “urban assault VW Fox.” Welded on a bunch of scrap boiler plate, rattle canned it with a “city camo” pattern, put a roof top escape hatch with a turret made out of an old cast iron water heater. Cops pulled us

I can rapidly deploy a custom solution for DB connectivity to a customer in Swift with an intuitive interface in a day. The Android port is a telling Swift to compile for Android after some tweaks. 3 days. The port for any MS platform takes a month and, invariably, had a library from MS with a security hold the size

This is the correct take. I have changing the oil on my 2019 JL down to 11 minutes. It takes longer to drive to Advance to buy the oil and filter. There isn’t a single routine or service point maintenance that an owner can’t do on that vehicle including the 100000 miles plugs and packs.

This is unAmerican.

I had a 2000 royal enfield and it was fun as hell to wrench on EXCEPT for the carburetor and the the points. Carb was solved with an aftermarket Weber and the points with a solid state replacement.

The fact that it was ever in Tennessee makes it a CP. No inspections. I know this doesn’t matter with this EV, but just being near the “cars” parked at places like the legendary “Fellini Kroger” in Knoxville means this thing has the clap.

Joe Walsh. The only good Eagle.

Ace of Flowers literally

No, fucking is great. 

Father?

I call this “dog park public policy.” Give FeeFee a place to play with other dogs* and we white people will absolutely fucking forgive cops killing PoC.

If this thing is one/seventh the death trap it appears to be, AUTOCROSS.